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ConnectPhrase · Ages 13-25 · In use

chronically online

Someone who spends so much time online that their jokes, opinions and outrage all come from the internet. Used as a light insult or a self-label.

Only someone chronically online would get mad about a cereal ad.

For parents and educators

Usually a gentle roast. Kids often say it about themselves with a laugh. It can be a nice opening to talk about screen time without lecturing.

Where it came from

Grew popular on TikTok and Twitter around 2021 and 2022. "Terminally online" is the stronger version.

Also heard as

terminally online, extremely online

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